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Sunday, June 11, 2006

Ode to Target

Dear Target Corporation

Minneapolis , MN

To Whom it may concern..Or not,

I have been a faithful employee to you for all of 3 months. I have stood countless hours at my post, not moving, while my legs ached and begged for mercy and while my bladder used curse words at me while I piddled down my leg. Because holy crap, you cant leave your post unless scabby says so..

I am just informing you that I am dying of a terminal illness. One I most likely contracted while working there. Its called Targeritise. Very rare.

You can take your Medicare job and less than desirable pay and shove it up your corporate CEO's ass..

..But let me leave you with some helpful hints that might make you turn more of a profit, because I know you mugs must not earn a descent living because you pay the others peanuts..

Now these tips are free of charge, I am doing this out of the kindness of my own bowels..mmkay.

1. Customers don't like being asked every 5 seconds " can I help you find something?" I had more than one ask me " do I look like I am lost?"...It makes the customers feel like they are retards..People, under normal circumstances don't like feeling like a retard.

2. You need to stop pushing the credit card.. When Guests come to spend some of their hard earned money at Target to by some TP for their Bunghole, they don't need their cashier asking if they would like to go into debt farther by applying for one of your cards.

.(this was something I refused to do..I did not ask ONE person to apply for a card because it made me mad as hell when I would be asked while I shopped...But each target has goal, they want us to go into debt...Why? Don't know..But they do...Don't apply for any dept store cards, because they can raise the rates at anytime..And plus I was watching on Oprahs debt Diet that they are scams...So PLEASE don't ever apply for one..)

3. You need to make it a policy that when the "guests" try on clothes in the fitting room, they have to put the clothes back where they found them..Because for fucks sake I have to work till 11 pm to make sure the size 8's are all in a row. And you don't pay me enough to care if they are..mmkay?

4.When you work a 6 hour shift, we need more than one pissing break. I would like to see you Mr CEO stand on your feet at the jewelry Boat with nothing to do, and try and hold your urine in.

Of course we only have one break to quench our pallet anyway, so maybe your thinking we should not need to piss more than once...

5. I think all employees should get free food at Food Avenue. Its the least you can do to make up for your wages..Or at least free drinks while we are working..

6.when we on the sales floor have our evening huddle, we could care less what the goal for the day for credit cards is...WE WORK ON THE SALES FLOOR>>WE DON'T CASHIER...And we could care less if we are meeting our total sales goal for the day as well...And don't treat us like pre schoolers and ask what we do in case of a code red..We run you morans..We run..While I grab all the free shit I can..

7.Oh and here is my final tip...Please in the winter months in the states that are cold..Like most of the dang states..Don't stop selling your hats and mittens in January, because holyshit I have to have blogger friends send my kids hats and mitten's because you suck.

and in the summer don't start putting your summer clothes on clearance in may its not summer yet FOOLS .Soon the mittens will out huh?

Ok, take all this to heart MR CEO. While you sitting on the pot taking your daily half hour dump and the real folks who run target are bustin their humps for the money they DON'T make, just remember that your clock could stop anyday.

Walmart could take over everything and you could be standing at the jewelry boat over there with out a pissing break....And when that time comes, I am gonna come to the store and put all the the sizes where they should not be and mess up all the tables so your there till midnight folding them..

Course I don't think walmart practice neat tables or zoning of any kind, so you might be lucky there..

In closing I am giving you my two week notice...And no, I do not want to come back for seasonal help....Are you freaking insane?

Any questions or comments, don't bother they will end up in the trash anyway, save yourself a damn stamp..

With highest regards and the deepest love,
Just_Christina

And no, I wont become your VP....I am taking some time off from the retail world, I am going to travel the world, see the sites. I wont get far cuz you only paid me about 99cents an hour after gas....Have a wonderful day and a pleasant weekend. I am sure you don't work weekends. You spend them at your beach home on Lake Minnetonka in your 4 million dollar home next to Prince's purple mansion...But have a sip of your cosmopolitan your sipping on the dock of your yacht....cuz your a big fat wuss and that is a wuss drink..So suck it..


Saturday, June 10, 2006

warn your kids and grandkids, there is a new freak in town

Yup, I got a nose ring....aint she a beauty?


























Here is poor Abby, she had some teeth pulled the other day to make room for her adult teeth....She has to go back in 3 months to have 2 more pulled....poor kid..





















Friday, June 09, 2006

Its been a while

I took this down for a while, was going to do some minor tweaking, but never had the time..

Things are about the same. Its summer finally..Zach graduated from 3rd grade..Abby finished kindergarten, and Emma, just plain bein cute..

Not much has happened in the past month...Other than the weather has been so dang hot..Which we love..

Over memorial weekend my aunt from New Mexico came out to see us I had not seen her since about 1994...It was nice seeing her. her and my cousin Shannon stayed for about a week..They did some crafts with the kids, even made some tie dyed shirts.I took them to the Mall of America one day, and to the biggest ball of twine..Here are some pics..




































































































































































































































There that's enough for now I guess....I think all the pics are pretty self explanatory.

Well no news from here..No births, no deaths, no weddings, a whole lotta nothing, just the way I like it..

Tuesday, May 02, 2006

And so it is what it is

well today is my birthday...Lucky me..One more year closer to certain death.

I wont be posting much on here anymore..Marc and I have come to an agreement that he will send out updates and photos to his family and I will to mine. Makes it easier that way.

I should of never done this damn blog thing, or at least tell anyone I knew about it.

I might just use this as a photo blog, and just post pictures on it..

have a good one..Peace out!

and so it is what it is

well today is my birthday...lucky me..one more year closer to certain death.

i wont be posting much on ehre anymore..marc and i have come to an agreement that he will send out updates and photos to his family and I will to mine. Makes it easier that way.

i should of never done this damn blog thing, or at least tell anyone I knew about it.

i might just use this as a photo blog, and just post picutres on it..

have a good one..peace out!

Sunday, April 16, 2006

Our Easter pictures

so its Easter. The kids colored eggs Saturday and we all went to church Sunday, as we do every Sunday.

Here are some pics of the kids coloring their eggs

there is abby and Emma..Notice emmas clothes..She found one of abby's old Easter dresses and insisted on wearing it, over top of her clothes...She is a funny one..I made abby and zach take their shirts off, as to save on staining their clothes.
















here is miss Emma intently coloring her eggs, with her fancy dress of course.
















ok, not the best photo, but here is abby coloring her egg.
















abby again..














here is zach doing his business, I think he thinks he is too old to color eggs..He did a lot of complaining to say the least.
















there is Emma again..She takes this very seriously ..mmaky?
















some of our finished products..
















here they are before church..
































































there is our Easter...How was yours?

Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Kittens are cute

well I am getting all packed for my trip back to Michigan. Heading out tomorrow. Heading back home on Sunday. Going wedding dress shopping with Jennifer, should be fun.

You know how kittens and puppies are cute. You see one, and you want one, but you refrain cause you know its a bad idea, and you don't need another animal to take care?..Well same applies to human babies.

accidents don't happen. When you get pregnant it is not an accident. And its not an accident when you are using fertility drugs either...Hello!!

Some folks should be happy with the children they have . Especially when you cant afford it, financaily and mentally.

Sure, you get free formula and whatever..Because YOU CANT AFFORD TO LIVE..WIC is for people who cant afford it otherwise...So if you know you cant afford it, why do you do it?...Just wondering..

And if your not pregnant, and this is some kind weird way for getting attention...That's just plain weird..I truly don't understand the way some people think..

Sure I would love to have one more kid, and eventually I will. But I know when is a good time, and when it is NOT a good time..And now is not a good time..

Having babies just because you can, is no reason to keep breeding.

and just because your stupid enough to get knocked up, DOES not mean I am going to get preganant..It is not a fucking contest. I am not competing with you in the having babies game. I am smart enough to know how NOT to have babies.

Now when the time comes ( if it comes) that I am ready to have another one, then that will be fine..But knowing that in less than 2 years we are moving, and other things going on that no one even knows about, I know that NOW is not a feasible time to breed.

So this is not a contest, you lose..Sorry..

Kittens are cute

well I am getting all packed for my trip back to Michigan. Heading out tomorrow. Heading back home on Sunday. Going wedding dress shopping with Jennifer, should be fun.

You know how kittens and puppies are cute. You see one, and you want one, but you refrain cause you know its a bad idea, and you don't need another animal to take care?..Well same applies to human babies.

accidents don't happen. When you get pregnant it is not an accident. And its not an accident when you are using fertility drugs either...Hello!!

Some folks should be happy with the children they have . Especially when you cant afford it, financaily and mentally.

Sure, you get free formula and whatever..Because YOU CANT AFFORD TO LIVE..WIC is for people who cant afford it otherwise...So if you know you cant afford it, why do you do it?...Just wondering..

And if your not pregnant, and this is some kind weird way for getting attention...That's just plain weird..I truly don't understand the way some people think..

Sure I would love to have one more kid, and eventually I will. But I know when is a good time, and when it is NOT a good time..And now is not a good time..

Having babies just because you can, is no reason to keep breeding.

and just because your stupid enough to get knocked up, DOES not mean I am going to get preganant..It is not a fucking contest. I am not competing with you in the having babies game. I am smart enough to know how NOT to have babies.

Now when the time comes ( if it comes) that I am ready to have another one, then that will be fine..But knowing that in less than 2 years we are moving, and other things going on that no one even knows about, I know that NOW is not a feasible time to breed.

So this is not a contest, you lose..Sorry..

Thursday, March 30, 2006

This and that

Not much to report on...zach had a good birthday...Then we all got sick..abby missed a whole week of school, and she was star of the week that week too. Then during spring break zach was sick all week..It seems everyone is making a recovery from the bird flu..

lets see..What else...Here are some pics of the kids roller skating last weekend..





























































there...blogger is loading pics to slow so that's all I am posting..

Next week I am going to Michigan to see m dad, jen and my grandparents..I am going wedding dress shopping with Jennifer, that should be fun..

This coming Saturday April 1st is my 11th wedding annvesary...Here are some wedding pics..Lets see if blogger loads these any dang faster..























wont let me post anymore..Pisser..

well that's all I got...

buh bye...
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